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How to Say I Love You in Chinese - Romantic Word List

Do you often feel lonely and sad? Do you long for romance and are willing to do whatever it takes to meet that special person? Speaking another language could revolutionize your love life! So, why wait? Learning how to say ‘love’ in Chinese could be just what you need to find it.

Or perhaps you were lucky, and have found your Chinese partner already. Fantastic! Yet, a cross-cultural relationship comes with unique challenges. Learning how to speak your lover’s language will greatly improve your communication and enhance the relationship. At ChineseClass101, our team will teach you all the words, quotes and phrases you need to woo your Chinese lover with excellence! Our tutors provide personal assistance, with plenty of extra material available to make Chinese dating easy for you.

Table of Contents

  1. Common Phrases You’ll Need for a Date
  2. The Most Romantic Ideas for a Date
  3. Must-know Valentine’s Day Vocabulary
  4. Chinese Love Phrases for Valentine’s Day
  5. Chinese Quotes about Love
  6. Marriage Proposal Lines
  7. 15 Most Common Break-Up Lines
  8. Will Falling in Love Help You Learn Chinese Faster?

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1. Common Phrases You’ll Need for a Date

So, you have met your Chinese love interest. Congratulations! Who knows where this could take you…?! However, the two of you have just met and you’re not ready to say the Chinese word for love just yet. Great, it is better to get to know him/her first. Wow your prospective love by using these Chinese date phrases to set up a spectacular first date.

Chinese Date Phrases

Would you like to go out to dinner with me?

  • 你愿意和我一起出去吃晚饭吗?
  • Nǐ yuànyì hé wǒ yīqǐ chūqù chī wǎnfàn ma?

The important question! In most cultures, this phrase indicates: ‘I’m romantically interested in you’. Flirting in Chinese is no different, so don’t take your date to Mcdonald’s!

Are you free this weekend?

  • 这个周末你有空吗?
  • Zhège zhōumò nǐ yǒu kòng ma?

This is a preamble to asking your love interest on a date. If you get an immediate ‘Yes’, that’s good news!

Would you like to hang out with me?

  • 你愿意和我一起出去吗?
  • Nǐ yuànyì hé wǒ yīqǐ chūqù ma?

You like her/him, but you’re not sure if there’s chemistry. Ask them to hang out first to see if a dinner date is next.

What time shall we meet tomorrow?

  • 我们明天什么时候见面?
  • Wǒmen míngtiān shénme shíhou jiànmiàn?

Set a time, and be sure to arrive early! Nothing spoils a potential relationship more than a tardy date.

Where shall we meet?

  • 我们在哪见面?
  • Wǒmen zài nǎ jiànmiàn?

You can ask this, but also suggest a place.

You look great.

  • 你看上去很棒。
  • Nǐ kàn shàngqù hěn bàng.

A wonderful ice breaker! This phrase will help them relax a bit - they probably took great care to look their best just for you.

You are so cute.

  • 你真可爱。
  • Nǐ zhēn kě’ài.

If the two of you are getting on really well, this is a fun, flirtatious phrase to use.

What do you think of this place?

  • 你觉得这个地方怎么样?
  • Nǐ juéde zhège dìfāng zěnme yàng?

This another good conversation starter. Show off your Chinese language skills!

Can I see you again?

  • 我可以再见到你吗?
  • Wǒ kěyǐ zài jiàndào nǐ ma?

So the date went really well - don’t waste time! Make sure you will see each other again.

Shall we go somewhere else?

  • 我们去别的地方好吗?
  • Wǒmen qù biédì dìfāng hǎoma?

If the place you meet at is not great, you can suggest going elsewhere. It is also a good question to follow the previous one. Variety is the spice of life!

I know a good place.

  • 我知道一个好地方。
  • Wǒ zhīdào yīgè hǎo dìfāng.

Use this with the previous question. However, don’t say if you don’t know a good place!

I will drive you home.

  • 我会开车送你回家。
  • Wǒ huì kāichē sòng nǐ huí jiā.

If your date doesn’t have transport, this is a polite, considerate offer. However, don’t be offended if she/he turns you down on the first date. Especially a woman might not feel comfortable letting you drive her home when the two of you are still basically strangers.

That was a great evening.

  • 那是一个很棒的夜晚。
  • Nà shì yīgè hěn bàng de yèwǎn.

This is a good phrase to end the evening with.

When can I see you again?

  • 我什么时候能再见到你?
  • Wǒ shénme shíhou néng zàijiàn dào nǐ?

If he/she replied ‘Yes’ to ‘Can I see you again?’, this is the next important question.

I’ll call you.

  • 我会给你打电话。
  • Wǒ huì gěi nǐ dǎ diànhuà.

Say this only if you really mean to do it. In many cultures, this could imply that you’re keeping the proverbial backdoor open.

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2. The Most Romantic Ideas for a Date

You learned all the Chinese phrases to make a date - congratulations! Now you have to decide where to meet, which can be tricky. Discuss these options with your lover to gauge whether you like the same things. Check out romantic date ideas in Chinese below!

Date Ideas in Chinese

museum

  • 博物馆
  • bówù guǎn

If you’re looking for unique date ideas that are fun but won’t break the bank, museums are the perfect spot! You won’t be running out of things to say in the conversations.

candlelit dinner

  • 烛光晚餐
  • zhúguāng wǎncān

A candlelit dinner is perhaps best to reserve for when the relationship is getting serious. It’s very intimate, and says: “Romance!” It’s a fantastic choice if you’re sure you and your date are in love with each other!

go to the zoo

  • 去动物园
  • qù dòngwùyuán

This is a good choice for shy lovers who want to get the conversation going. Just make sure your date likes zoos, as some people dislike them. Maybe not for the first date, but this is also a great choice if your lover has children - you’ll win his/her adoration for inviting them along!

go for a long walk

  • 长时间散步
  • chángshíjiān sànbù

Need to talk about serious stuff, or just want to relax with your date? Walking together is soothing, and a habit you can keep up together always! Just make sure it’s a beautiful walk that’s not too strenuous.

go to the opera

  • 去看歌剧
  • qù kàn gējù

This type of date should only be attempted if both of you love the opera. It can be a special treat, followed by a candlelit dinner!

go to the aquarium

  • 去水族馆
  • qù shuǐzúguǎn

Going to the aquarium is another good idea if you need topics for conversation, or if you need to impress your lover’s kids! Make sure your date doesn’t have a problem with aquariums.

walk on the beach

  • 在海滩上散步
  • zài hǎitān shàng sànbù

This can be a very romantic stroll, especially at night! The sea is often associated with romance and beauty.

have a picnic

  • 野餐
  • yě cān

If you and your date need to get more comfortable together, this can be a fantastic date. Spending time in nature is soothing and calms the nerves.

cook a meal together

  • 一起做饭
  • yīqǐ zuòfàn

If you want to get an idea of your date’s true character in one go, this is an excellent date! You will quickly see if the two of you can work together in a confined space. If it works, it will be fantastic for the relationship and create a sense of intimacy. If not, you will probably part ways!

have dinner and see a movie

  • 吃晚饭,看电影
  • chī wǎnfàn, kàn diànyǐng

This is traditional date choice works perfectly well. Just make sure you and your date like the same kind of movies!

3. Must-know Valentine’s Day Vocabulary

Valentine's Day Words in Chinese

Expressing your feelings honestly is very important in any relationship all year round. Yet, on Valentine’s Day you really want to shine. Impress your lover this Valentine’s with your excellent vocabulary, and make his/her day! We teach you, in fun, effective ways, the meanings of the words and how to pronounce them. You can also copy the characters and learn how to write ‘I love you’ in Chinese - think how impressed your date will be!

4. Chinese Love Phrases for Valentine’s Day

So, you now have the basic Valentine’s Day vocabulary under your belt. Well done! But, do you know how to say ‘I love you’ in Chinese yet? Or perhaps you are still only friends. So, do you know how to say ‘I like you’ or ‘I have a crush on you’ in Chinese? No? Don’t worry, here are all the love phrases you need to bowl over your Chinese love on this special day!

Valentine's Day Words in Chinese

I love you.

  • 我爱你。
  • Wǒ ài nǐ.

Saying ‘I love you’ in Chinese carries the same weight as in all languages. Use this only if you’re sure and sincere about your feelings for your partner/friend.

You’re so beautiful.

  • 你真漂亮。
  • Nǐ zhēn piàoliang.

If you don’t know how to say ‘You’re pretty’ in Chinese, this is a good substitute, gentlemen!

You’re so handsome.

  • 你好帅。
  • Nǐ hǎo shuài .

Ladies, this phrase lets your Chinese love know how much you appreciate his looks! Don’t be shy to use it; men like compliments too.

I’ve got a crush on you.

  • 我喜欢你。
  • Wǒ xǐhuān nǐ .

If you like someone, but you’re unsure about starting a relationship, it would be prudent to say this. It simply means that you like someone very, very much and think they’re amazing.

You make me want to be a better man.

  • 你让我想变得更好。
  • Nǐ ràng wǒ xiǎng biàn de gènghǎo .

Gentlemen, don’t claim this phrase as your own! It hails from the movie ‘As Good as it Gets’, but it is sure to make your Chinese girlfriend feel very special. Let her know that she inspires you!

Let all that you do be done in love.

  • 让所有你做的事都充满爱。
  • Ràng suǒyǒu nǐ zuò de shì dōu chōngmǎn ài .

We hope.

You are my sunshine, my love.

  • 你是我的阳光,我的爱。
  • Nǐ shì wǒ de yángguāng, wǒ de ài.

A compliment that lets your lover know they bring a special quality to your life. Really nice!

Words can’t describe my love for you.

  • 无法用言语来形容我对你的爱。
  • Wúfǎ yòng yányǔ lái xíngróng wǒ duì nǐ de ài.

Better say this when you’re feeling serious about the relationship! It means that your feelings are very intense.

We were meant to be together.

  • 我们是命中注定要在一起。
  • Wǒmen shì mìngzhōng zhùdìng yào zài yìqǐ .

This is a loving affirmation that shows you see a future together, and that you feel a special bond with your partner.

If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in love.

  • 如果你读这篇文章时想着某个人,你一定是恋爱了。
  • Rúguǒ nǐ dú zhè piān wénzhāng shí xiǎngzhe mǒu gèrén , nǐ yídìng shì liànài le .

Here’s something fun to tease your lover with. And hope he/she was thinking of you!

Will you be my Valentine?

  • 你愿意与我共度情人节吗?
  • Nǐ yuànyì yǔ wǒ gòngdù Qíngrénjié ma ?

With these words, you are taking your relationship to the next level! Or, if you have been a couple for a while, it shows that you still feel the romance. So, go for it!

Love is just love. It can never be explained.

  • 爱情就是爱情,常理无法解释。
  • Àiqíng jiù shì àiqíng , chánglǐ wúfǎ jiěshì .

If you fell in love unexpectedly or inexplicably, this one’s for you.

You mean so much to me.

  • 你对我而言如此重要。
  • Nǐ duì wǒ éryán rúcǐ zhòngyào .

This is a beautiful expression of gratitude that will enhance any relationship! It makes the receiver feel appreciated and their efforts recognized.

I think of you as more than a friend.

  • 我认为你不仅仅只是一个朋友。
  • Wǒ rènwéi nǐ bù jǐnjǐn zhǐ shì yí gè péngyǒu.

Say this if you are not yet sure that your romantic feelings are reciprocated. It is also a safe go-to if you’re unsure about the Chinese dating culture.

A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.

  • 一百颗心也不足以承载我对你的爱。
  • Yìbǎi kē xīn yě bù zúyǐ chéngzài wǒ duì nǐ de ài .

You romantic you…! When your heart overflows with love, this would be the best phrase to use.

5. Chinese Quotes about Love

Chinese Love Quotes

You’re a love champ! You and your Chinese lover are getting along fantastically, your dates are awesome, your Valentine’s Day together was spectacular, and you’re very much in love. Good for you! Here are some beautiful phrases of endearment in Chinese that will remind him/her who is in your thoughts all the time.

6. Marriage Proposal Lines

Chinese Marriage Proposal Lines

Wow. Your Chinese lover is indeed the love of your life - congratulations! And may only happiness follow the two of you! In most traditions, the man asks the woman to marry; this is also the Chinese custom. Here are a few sincere and romantic lines that will help you to ask your lady-love for her hand in marriage.

7. 15 Most Common Break-Up Lines

Chinese Break-Up Lines

Instead of moving towards marriage or a long-term relationship, you find that the spark is not there for you. That is a pity! But even though breaking up is never easy, continuing a bad or unfulfilling relationship would be even harder. Remember to be kind to the person you are going to say goodbye to; respect and sensitivity cost nothing. Here are some phrases to help you break up gently.

  • We need to talk.
    • 我想和你谈一谈。
    • Wǒ xiǎng hé nǐ tán yī tán.

    This is not really a break-up line, but it is a good conversation opener with a serious tone.

    It’s not you. It’s me.

    • 不是你,是我。
    • bù shì nǐ , shì Wǒ .

    As long as you mean it, this can be a kind thing to say. It means that there’s nothing wrong with your Chinese lover as a person, but that you need something different from a relationship.

    I’m just not ready for this kind of relationship.

    • 我只是没有准备好变成这种关系。
    • Wǒ zhǐ shì méiyǒu zhǔnbèi hǎo biànchéng zhèzhǒng guānxi .

    Things moved a bit fast and got too intense, too soon? Painful as it is, honesty is often the best way to break up with somebody.

    Let’s just be friends.

    • 我们只做朋友吧。
    • Wǒmen zhǐ zuò péngyǒu ba.

    If the relationship was very intense, and you have sent many ‘i love u’ texts in Chinese, this would not be a good breakup line. Feelings need to calm down before you can be friends, if ever. If the relationship has not really developed yet, a friendship would be possible.

    I think we need a break.

    • 我认为我们需要冷静。
    • Wǒ rènwéi wǒmen xūyào lěngjìng .

    This is again honest, and to the point. No need to play with someone’s emotions by not letting them know how you feel. However, this could imply that you may fall in love with him/her again after a period of time, so use with discretion.

    You deserve better.

    • 你应该得到更好的。
    • Nǐ yīnggāi dédào gèng hǎo de.

    Yes, he/she probably deserves a better relationship if your own feelings have cooled down.

    We should start seeing other people.

    • 我们应该开始注意其他人。
    • wǒmen yīnggāi kāishǐ zhùyì qítārén .

    This is probably the least gentle break-up phrase, so reserve it for a lover that doesn’t get the message!

    I need my space.

    • 我需要自己的空间。
    • Wǒ xūyào zìjǐ de kōngjiān .

    When a person is too clingy or demanding, this would be an suitable break-up phrase. It is another good go-to for that lover who doesn’t get the message!

    I think we’re moving too fast.

    • 我认为我们进展得太快了。
    • Wǒ rènwéi wǒmen jìnzhǎn děi tài kuài le .

    Say this if you want to keep the relationship, but need to slow down its progress a bit. It is also good if you feel things are getting too intense for your liking. However, it is not really a break-up line, so be careful not to mislead.

    I need to focus on my career.

    • 我需要专注于我的工作。
    • Wǒ xūyào zhuān zhù yú Wǒ de gōngzuò .

    If you feel that you will not be able to give 100% in a relationship due to career demands, this is the phrase to use. It’s also good if you are unwilling to give up your career for a relationship.

    I’m not good enough for you.

    • 我配不上你。
    • Wǒ pèi bù shàng nǐ .

    Say this only if you really believe it, or you’ll end up sounding false. Break-ups are usually hard for the receiving party, so don’t insult him/her with an insincere comment.

    I just don’t love you anymore.

    • 我只是不再爱你了。
    • Wǒ zhǐ shì bù zài ài nǐ le .

    This harsh line is sometimes the best one to use if you are struggling to get through to a stubborn, clingy lover who won’t accept your break up. Use it as a last resort. Then switch your phone off and block their emails!

    We’re just not right for each other.

    • 我们只是不适合对方。
    • wǒmen zhǐ shì bù shìhé duìfāng .

    If this is how you truly feel, you need to say it. Be kind, gentle and polite.

    It’s for the best.

    • 这样对我们来说都好。
    • zhèyàng duì wǒmen láishuō dōuhǎo .

    This phrase is called for if circumstances are difficult and the relationship is not progressing well. Love should enhance one’s life, not burden it!

    We’ve grown apart.

    • 我们已经分道扬镳。
    • Wǒmen yǐjīng fēndàoyángbiāo.

    Cross-cultural relationships are often long-distance ones, and it is easy to grow apart over time.

  • 8. Will Falling in Love help you Learn Chinese faster?

    Most people will agree that the above statement is a no-brainer - of course it will! Your body will be flooded with feel-good hormones, which are superb motivators for anything. ChineseClass101 is one of the best portals to help help make this a reality, so don’t hesitate to enroll now! Let’s quickly look at the reasons why falling in love will speed up your learning of the Chinese language.

    Three Reasons Why Having a Lover will Help you Learn Chinese Faster!

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    1- Being in a love relationship with your Chinese speaking partner will immerse you in the culture
    ChineseClass101 uses immersive methods and tools to teach you Chinese, but having a relationship with a native speaker will be a very valuable addition to your learning experience! You will gain exposure to their world, realtime and vividly, which will make the language come alive even more for you. The experience is likely to expand your world-view, which should motivate you to learn Chinese even faster.

    2- Having your Chinese romantic partner will mean more opportunity to practice speaking
    Nothing beats continuous practice when learning a new language. Your partner will probably be very willing to assist you in this, as your enhanced Chinese language skills will enhance the relationship. Communication is, after all, one of the most important pillars of a good partnership. Also, you will get to impress your lover with the knowledge gained through your studies - a win/win situation!

    3- A supportive Chinese lover is likely to make a gentle, patient teacher and study aid!
    With his/her heart filled with love and goodwill for you, your Chinese partner is likely to patiently and gently correct your mistakes when you speak. This goes not only for grammar, but also for accent and meaning. With his/her help, you could sound like a native in no time!

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    2- Lessons Are Designed to Help You Understand and Engage with Chinese Culture
    At ChineseClass101, our focus is to help our students learn practical vocabulary and phrases used by everyday people in China. This means that, from your very first lesson, you can apply what you learn immediately! So, when your Chinese partner wants to go out to a restaurant, play Pokemon Go, or attend just about any social function, you have the vocabulary and phrases necessary to have a great time!

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    How to Celebrate April Fools’ Day in Chinese

    How to Celebrate April Fools' Day in Chinese!

    Most everyone is familiar with this day, as it is celebrated nearly everywhere the world. Yet, when exactly is April Fools’ Day? And where did April Fools come from? April Fools’ Day is observed on April 1st every year. This day of jokes and pranks is believed to have stemmed from the 16th-century calendar change in France, when New Year’s Day was moved from April 1 to January 1. This action was taken due to the adoption of the Gregorian calendar.

    However, a few people were resistant to the calendar change, so they continued to observe New Year’s Day on April 1st, rather than the new date. They were referred to as the “April Fools”, and others started playing mocking tricks on them. This custom endured, and is practiced to this day around the world!

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    1. Top One Million Words You Need to Know for April Fools’ Day
    2. Chinese Phrases You Can Use on April Fools’ Day
    3. Some of the Coolest April Fools’ Pranks To Play on Anybody
    4. How Can ChineseClass101 Make Your April Fools’ Day Special?
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    1. Top One Million Words You Need to Know for April Fools’ Day

    Do you want to know how to say April Fools’ Day in Chinese? Well, there are millions of ways and words, but here are the top one million Chinese words you really need to know! Simply click this link. Here are some of them you will find useful:

    1. funny - 有趣 - yǒuqù
    2. joke - 开玩笑 - kāi wánxiào
    3. sneaky - 鬼鬼祟祟的 - guǐguǐ suìsuì de
    4. prankster - 恶作剧的人 - èzuòjù de rén
    5. prank - 恶作剧 - èzuòjù
    6. play a joke - 开玩笑 - kāi wánxiào
    7. humor - 幽默 - yōumò
    8. fool - 傻瓜 - shǎguā
    9. deceptive - 欺骗性的 - qīpiànxìng de
    10. April 1st - 四月一日 - Sìyuè Yī Rì
    11. lie - 撒谎 - sāhuǎng
    12. surprise - 让人惊讶 - ràng rén jīngyà

    2. Chinese Phrases You Can Use on April Fools’ Day

    Chinese Phrases for April Fools' Day

    Don’t limit yourself to practical jokes - use these April Fools’ phrases in Chinese to prank your favorite Chinese friend or colleague!

    1. All classes for today got canceled.
      • 今天所有的课都取消了。
      • Jīntiān suǒyǒu de kè dōu qǔxiāo le .
    2. Someone has just hit your car.
      • 刚才有人撞了你的车。
      • Gāngcái yǒu rén zhuàng le nǐ de chē .
    3. I’m getting married.
      • 我要结婚了。
      • Wǒ yào jiéhūn le.
    4. You won a free ticket.
      • 你赢得了一张免费票。
      • Nǐ yíngdé le yì zhāng miǎnfèi piào .
    5. I’m sorry, but I’ve just broken your favorite pair of glasses.
      • 对不起,我刚刚弄坏了你最喜欢的眼镜。
      • Duìbùqǐ, wǒ gānggāng nòng huài le nǐ zuì xǐhuān de yǎnjìng .
    6. They’re giving away free gift cards in front of the building.
      • 他们在大楼前赠送免费礼物卡。
      • Tāmen zài dàlóu qián zèngsòng miǎnfèi lǐwù kǎ.
    7. A beautiful lady asked me to give this phone number to you.
      • 一位美丽的小姐让我把这个电话号码给你。
      • Yí wèi měilì de xiǎojiě ràng wǒ bǎ zhège diànhuà hàomǎ gěi nǐ .
    8. Can you come downstairs? I have something special for you.
      • 你能到楼下来吗?我给你准备了惊喜。
      • Nǐ néng dào lóuxià lái ma ? Wǒ gěi nǐ zhǔnbèi le jīngxǐ .
    9. Thank you for your love letter this morning. I never could have guessed your feelings.
      • 谢谢你今天早上的情书。我从不知道你的感情。
      • Xièxiè nǐ jīntiān zǎoshàng de qíngshū . Wǒ cóngbù zhīdào nǐ de gǎnqíng .
    10. I saw your car being towed.
      • 我看见你的车正被拖走。
      • Wǒ kànjiàn nǐ de chē zhèng bèi tuōzǒu.
    11. A handsome guy is waiting for you outside.
      • 一个帅哥在外面等你。
      • Yígè shuàigē zài wàimiàn děng nǐ.
    12. I learned Chinese in 1 month.
      • 我学了一个月的中文。
      • Wǒ xuéle yīgèyuè de Zhōngwén.

    Choose your victims carefully, though; the idea is to get them to laugh with you, not to hurt their feelings or humiliate them in front of others. Be extra careful if you choose to play a prank on your boss - you don’t want to antagonize them with an inappropriate joke.

    3. Some of the Coolest April Fools’ Pranks To Play on Anybody

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    Right, now that you know the top million April Fools’ words in Chinese, let’s look at some super pranks and tricks to play on friends, colleagues and family. Some April Fools ideas never grow old, while new ones are born every year.

    Never joke in such a way that it hurts anyone, or humiliates them badly in front of others - the idea is for everybody to laugh and enjoy the fun! Respect is still key, no matter what day of the year it is.

    Cockroach prank

    1- Infestation

    This trick is so simple, yet so creepy, it’s almost unbelievable. Take black paper, cut out the silhouette of a giant cockroach, a spider or another insect, and stick it inside the lampshade of a table lamp. When the lamp is switched on, it will look like a monstrous insect is sitting inside the lampshade. Or, get a whole lot of realistic-looking plastic insects, and spread them over a colleague’s desk and chair, or, at home, over the kids’ beds etc. Creep-factor: stellar.

    2- Which One Doesn’t Fit?

    Put the photo of a celebrity or a notorious politician in a frame, and take it to work on April Fools’ Day. Hang the photo on the staff picture wall, and wait. You’ll be surprised how long it can take for people to notice that one picture doesn’t fit.

    3- Something Weird in the Restroom

    At work, replace the air freshener in the restroom with something noxious like insect killer, oven cleaner or your own odious mixture in a spray bottle. Be sure to cover the bottle’s body so no one suspects a swap.

    Or paint a bar of soap with clear nail polish, and leave it at the hand wash basin. It will not lather.

    Or, if your workplace’s restroom has partitioned toilets with short doors, arrange jeans or trousers and shoes on all but one of the toilet covers, so it looks like every stall is occupied. Now wait for complaints, and see how long it takes for someone to figure out the April Fools’ Day prank. You’ll probably wish you had a camera inside the restroom. But, unless you don’t mind getting fired, don’t put your own recording device in there!

    Funny Face

    4- Call Me Funny

    Prepare and print out a few posters with the following instructions: Lion Roar Challenge! Call this number - 123-456-7890 - and leave your best lion’s roar as voicemail! Best roarer will be announced April 10 in the cafeteria. Prize: $100. (Lion’s roar is just an example; you can use any animal call, or even a movie character’s unique sound, such as Chewbacca from Star Wars. The weirder, the funnier. Obviously!) Put the posters up in the office where most of the staff is likely to see them. Now wait for the owner of the number to visit you with murderous intent. Have a conciliatory gift ready that’s not a prank.

    5- Minty Cookies

    This is another simple but hugely effective prank - simply separate iced cookies, scrape off the icing, and replace it with toothpaste. Serve during lunch or tea break at work, or put in your family’s lunch boxes. Be sure to take photos of your victim’s faces when they first bite into your April Fools’ cookies.

    6- Wild Shopping

    At your local grocer, place a realistic-looking plastic snake or spider among the fresh vegetables. Now wait around the corner for the first yell.

    7- The Oldest Trick in the Book

    Don’t forget probably the oldest, yet very effective April Fools’ joke in the book - smearing hand cream or Vaseline on a door handle that most staff, family or friends are likely to use. Yuck to the max!

    8- Sneeze On Me

    Another golden oldie is also gross, yet harmless and utterly satisfying as a prank. Fill a small spray bottle that you can easily conceal with water. Walk past a friend, colleague or one of your kids, and fake a sneeze while simultaneously spraying them with a bit of water. Expect to be called a totally disgusting person. Add a drop of lovely smelling essential oil to the water for extra confusion.

    9- Word Play Repairs

    Put a fresh leek in the hand wash basin at home or work, and then tell your housemates or colleagues this: “There’s a huge leak in the restroom/bathroom basin, it’s really serious. Please can someone go have a look?!” Expect exasperation and smiles all around. Note that this prank is only likely to work where people understand English well.

    10- Scary Face

    Print out a very scary face on an A4 sheet of paper, and place it in a colleague’s, or one of your kid’s drawers, so it’s the first thing they see when they open the drawer. You may not be very popular for a while.

    11- Wake Up To Madness

    Put foamy shaving cream, or real whipped cream on your hand, and wake your kid up by tickling their nose with it. As long as they get the joke, this could be a wonderful and fun way to start April Fools’ Day.

    Computer Prank

    12- Computer Prank

    This one’s fabulous, if you have a bit of time to fiddle with a colleague, friend or your kid’s computer. It is most effective on a computer where most of the icons they use are on the desktop background itself (as opposed to on the bottom task bar).

    Take and save a screenshot of their desktop with the icons. Set this screenshot as their background image. Now delete all the working icons. When they return to their computer, wait for the curses when no amount of clicking on the icons works.

    13- Monster Under the Cup

    This one will also work well anywhere people meet. Take a paper cup, and write the following on it in black pen: “Danger! Don’t lift, big spider underneath.” Place it upside-down on prominent flat surface, such as a kitchen counter, a colleague’s desk or a restaurant table. Expect some truly interesting responses.

    Door Prank

    14- Prank Door

    Write in large letters on a large and noticeable piece of paper: PUSH. Tape this notice on a door that should be pulled to open, and watch the hilarious struggle of those clever souls who actually read signs.

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    Chinese Word of the Day - wipe (verb)

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    擦 (cā) wipe (verb)

    男人在用抹布擦镜子。
    Nánrén zài yòng mābù cā jìngzi.
    The man is wiping the mirror with a rag.

    这个人正用黄色的布擦桌子。
    Zhègè rén zhèng yòng huángsè de bù cā zhuōzi.
    The person is wiping the table with a yellow cloth.

    这个人正在用毛巾擦地板。
    Zhègèrén zhèngzài yòng máojīn cā dìbǎn.
    The person is wiping the floor with a towel.

    擦黑板最适合用湿布。
    Cā hēibǎn zuì shìhé yòng shībù.
    A wet cloth is the best thing to wipe the chalk board with.

    用布擦桌子
    yòng bù cā zhuōzi
    wiping the table with a cloth

    用抹布擦
    yòng mābù cā
    wipe with a rag

    用毛巾擦
    yòng máojīn cā
    wipe with a towel

    擦干净
    cā gānjìng
    wipe it clean

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    4 Reasons Why Chinese Slang Words Will Make You Fluent

    Learn 4 honest reasons you need Chinese slang words and why they are so vital to truly learning and mastering the language.

    Teachers may normally cringe at the thought of their students learning Chinese slang words. After all, slang words and phrases are typically defined as being grammatically incorrect. So why would your teacher want you to spend time learning the “wrong way” to speak Chinese? Here are 4 of the top reasons why you should study slang words and expressions when learning Chinese or any new language.

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    1. Native Speakers Use Slang Expressions in Everyday Conversation

    If you are going to study a foreign language and plan to use it to speak with native speakers, then you have to learn slang words and expressions. Otherwise, just using formal expressions and grammar may alienate you from native speakers and make it more difficult to establish a real connection. So it is best to at least learn some common slang words and expressions if you’re planning to meet or speak socially with someone.

    2. Slang Words Are Used All Throughout Chinese Culture

    If you turn on any popular Chinese TV show, listen to any song, or watch any movie, you are quickly going to see the value of learning Chinese slang phrases. Just like everyday conversations between native speakers, Chinese culture is filled with slang phrases and expressions. Without at least some knowledge of the more common slang phrases, popular culture and most conversations will be very confusing and potentially alienating.

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    3. Slang Expressions Help You Better Express Your True Thoughts and Feelings

    Only relying on formal grammar and vocabulary is very limiting, especially in social situations. Just like in your native language, using the appropriate Chinese slang words can help you express a broader range of emotions, thoughts, and feelings.

    4. Proper Use of Slang Makes You Sound More Natural

    We’ve all met foreigners who technically used formal language perfectly but still sounded odd and well….foreign. But when you use the right slang words and expressions, you will sound more natural and like a true native speaker. If you notice, even most politicians include a sprinkling of slang expressions and words throughout their speeches to help them sound more natural and to better connect with the audience.

    The Dark Side of Slang Expressions

    Learning Chinese slang words can indeed help you sound more natural, better understand the people and culture, and make integration much easier. However, there is a dark side: using the wrong slang expressions can also make you look foolish, uneducated, and potentially disrespectful.

    But how do you know which slang words or phrases to use and when?

    The truth is that you can’t learn the most modern and appropriate slang words in textbooks or formal classroom settings. By the time the information gets incorporated into a formal curriculum, it’s already outdated and no longer in use by actual Chinese people. And while you can learn current slang expressions from Chinese TV shows, movies, songs, and games, you may not understand the context. If that happens, you may use the right Chinese slang words but in the wrong situation and still look like a fool or possibly even offend someone.

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    So where can you learn current slang expressions and the right context in which to use them?

    At ChineseClass101, native speaking instructors create audio and video lessons that can include slang expressions and words. Our instructors provide context and examples for all the Chinese slang words used in any lesson to make sure students understand the right time and place to use them.

    Chinese slang words and expressions may be grammatically incorrect but they are vital to truly understanding and immersing yourself in the culture. In fact, it will be very difficult to fully understand any movie, TV show, song, game, or even 1-on-1 conversation without knowing a few of the more common slang expressions.

    However, it is important to learn the proper context and use of even popular slang expressions or you may come across as confusing, disrespectful, or uneducated.
    At ChineseClass101, you’ll learn how to use slang phrases and words to draw the right attention and avoid these problems.

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    Top 20 Chinese Words and Phrases you need to survive the Apocalypse

    Zombies are coming, and they speak Chinese! Do you have what it takes to survive? No?
    How lucky you are, we have exactly what you need. Here is the Top 20 Words and Phrases you need to survive this Apocalypse!

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    感染 (n)
    gǎnrǎn
    infection

    恐怖的 (adj)
    kǒngbù de
    scary

    骷髅 (n)
    kūlóu
    skull

    坟墓 (n)
    fénmù
    grave

    你最喜欢的僵尸电影是什么?
    Nǐ zuì xǐhuān de jiāngshī diànyǐng shì shénme?
    What’s your favorite zombie movie?

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    启示录 (n)
    qǐ shì lù
    apocalypse

    从坟墓中复活.
    Cóng fénmù zhōng fùhuó
    rise from the grave

    僵尸!快跑
    Jiāngshī! Kuài pǎo!
    Zombies! Run!

    如果有僵尸攻击,你会去哪里?
    Rúguǒ yǒu jiāngshī gōng jī, nǐ huì qù nǎlǐ?
    If there was a zombie attack, where would you go?

    超自然的 (adj)
    chāo zìrán de
    supernatural

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    食品供应 (n)
    shípǐn gōngyìng
    food supply

    行尸走肉
    xíng shī zǒu ròu
    walking dead

    鸡皮疙瘩(n)
    jīpí gēda
    goose bumps

    想像 (n)
    xiǎng xiàng
    imagination

    流行文化 (n)
    liúxíng wénhuà
    pop culture

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    민물 (n)
    fresh water

    遗体 (n)
    corpse

    令人毛骨悚然的 (adj)
    lìng rén máogǔsǒngrán de
    gruesome

    隐藏 (v)
    yǐn cáng
    hide

    墓地 (n)
    mù dì
    graveyard

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    Top 10 Lines You Need for Introducing Yourself in Chinese

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  • 我的名字是廉。
    Wǒ de míngzi shì Lián.
    My name is Lian.

  • 我来自中国。
    Wǒ láizì Zhōngguó.
    I’m from China.

  • 我住在北京。
    Wǒ zhù zài Běijīng.
    I live in Beijing.

  • 我学习中文已经1年了。
    Wǒ xuéxí Zhōngwén yǐjīng yī nián le.
    I’ve been learning Chinese for a year.

  • 我在ChineseClass101.com网站学习中文。
    Wǒ zài ChineseClass101.com wǎngzhàn xuéxí Zhōngwén.
    I’m learning Chinese at ChineseClass101.com.

  • 您好,很高兴见到您。
    Nínhǎo , hěn gāoxìng jiàn dào nín.
    Hello, it’s nice to meet you.

  • 我27岁。
    Wǒ èrshíqī suì.
    I’m 27 years old.

  • 我是一名教师。
    Wǒ shì yī míng jiàoshī.
    I’m a teacher.

  • 读书是我的爱好之一。
    dúshū shì wǒde àihào zhīyī.
    One of my hobbies is reading.

  • 我喜欢听音乐。
    Wǒ xǐhuān tīng yīnyuè.
    I enjoy listening to music.

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  • 10 Monthly Goals to become fluent in Chinese

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    Shortcuts for learning and tips to remember Chinese words are useful but it’s even also important to fix objectives to reach every month! What Is Your Language Learning Goal for the Month?
    In your journey to become fluent and conversational here are 10 monthly goals you can go after!

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    1) I’ll finish Survival Phrases series on ChineseClass101.com by listening to two lesson a day.

    2) I’ll give a 3 minute introductory speech in Chinese to my Chinese friends.

    3) I’ll finish reading one Chinese book by reading 10 pages a day.

    4) I’ll pass my Chinese test.

    5) I’ll write 10 postcards in Chinese to my Chinese friends.

    6) I’ll memorize 5 Chinese songs.

    7) I’ll finish memorizing 350 words with Flashcards on ChineseClass101.com.

    8 ) I’ll fully understand one Chinese movie by watching it every day.

    9) I’ll learn how to talk about past, present and future events.

    10) I’ll master 150 words by memorizing 5 words a day.

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    How to be a Good Lover in China

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    我爱你。
    Wǒ ài nǐ.
    I love you.

    你真漂亮。
    Nǐ zhēn piàoliang.
    You’re so beautiful.

    你好帅。
    Nǐ hǎo shuài .
    You’re so handsome.

    我喜欢你。
    Wǒ xǐhuān nǐ .
    I’ve got a crush on you.

    你让我想变得更好。
    Nǐ ràng wǒ xiǎng biàn de gènghǎo .
    You make me want to be a better man.

    让所有你做的事都充满爱。
    Ràng suǒyǒu nǐ zuò de shì dōu chōngmǎn ài .
    Let all that you do be done in love.

    你是我的阳光,我的爱。
    Nǐ shì wǒ de yángguāng, wǒ de ài.
    You are my sunshine, my love.

    无法用言语来形容我对你的爱。
    Wúfǎ yòng yányǔ lái xíngróng wǒ duì nǐ de ài.
    Words can’t describe my love for you.

    我们是命中注定要在一起。
    Wǒmen shì mìngzhōng zhùdìng yào zài yìqǐ .
    We were meant to be together.

    如果你读这篇文章时想着某个人,你一定是恋爱了。
    Rúguǒ nǐ dú zhè piān wénzhāng shí xiǎngzhe mǒu gèrén , nǐ yídìng shì liànài le .
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in love.

    你愿意与我共度情人节吗?
    Nǐ yuànyì yǔ wǒ gòngdù Qíngrénjié ma ?
    Will you be my Valentine?

    爱情就是爱情,常理无法解释。
    Àiqíng jiù shì àiqíng , chánglǐ wúfǎ jiěshì .
    Love is just love. It can never be explained.

    你对我而言如此重要。
    Nǐ duì wǒ éryán rúcǐ zhòngyào .
    You mean so much to me.

    我认为你不仅仅只是一个朋友。
    Wǒ rènwéi nǐ bù jǐnjǐn zhǐ shì yí gè péngyǒu.
    I think of you as more than a friend.

    一百颗心也不足以承载我对你的爱。
    Yìbǎi kē xīn yě bù zúyǐ chéngzài wǒ duì nǐ de ài .
    A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.

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    Mini Chinese Lesson: Titles for People

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    In this mini lesson, we teach you some  ‘titles’ you will frequently come across in Chinese.

    Some titles are used for family members.  The reference point for those older or younger is oneself.  Other titles are used for people with certain positions or occupations.  Others are more like terms of endearment.  This week we started with family members:

    • In the family:  ‘lil bro:  弟弟  (dìdi) – younger brother
    • In the family:  big bro:  哥哥  (gēge) – older brother
    • In the family:   big sis:  姐姐  (jiějie) – older sister
    • In the family:  ‘lil sis:  妹妹(mèimei) – younger sister
    • In the family:  mommy dearest:  妈妈 (māma) - mom
    • In the family:  dad knows best:  爸爸 (bàba) - dad
    • In the family:  not kissing cousins:  表哥(biǎogē) – older male cousin

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    Chinese Word of the Day - windy (adjective)

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    刮风的 (guāfēng de) windy (adjective)

    明天天气寒冷而且多风,请戴个围巾。
    Míngtiān tiānqì hánlěng érqiě duōfēng, qǐng dài ge wéijīn.
    Tomorrow will be cold and windy, so wear a scarf.

    外面风很大。
    Wàimian fēng hěn dà.
    It’s windy outside.

    刮风的天气
    guāfēng de tiānqì
    windy day

    刮风的天气
    guāfēng de tiānqì
    windy day

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